Hello! My name is MayaMatzo, and I am running for Queen Regent. I approve the following message:
Like a baguette, the loaf empire needs a strong core to mantain its successfulness. In my reign I promise to fulfill the appetites of all those seeking all forms of dough. In past years I have had many experiences with loaf politics. I have excellent taste in bread. I promise to make the Loaf accessible to all those that seek it, leaving none behind. More employment in great wage bread making positions will be ladled out and put to good use to make even better bread. For a bright, dough-lightful and promising future, please consider electing the upper crust: MayaMatzo for Queen Regent!
I will prove to be a reliable, resistant and promising leader of the loaf in place of the High Queen Roti. My main beliefs are that Loaf is Loaf is Loaf is Loaf, all slices of bread are equal, and that all loafs deserve as much equal dough as all! Thank you for considering MayaMatzo for Queen Regent. A campaign poster will follow shortly once MayaMatzo returns from camping.