All credit goes to Roxi/Roti, our breadly queen whose account was recently deleted, since the original board is gone.
Post ye funny quotes here, and split your sides* laughing at some of the others
I spill all my deep secrets after midnight
*11:59 am* "I like Halloween best"
*12:01 am* "I killed a man once"
"Your bra strap is showing" Yes, because as adolescent girl, I must not have boobs!
ME: I need to go to the bathroom
TEACHER: What for? ME: TO SLAY THE MIGHTY DRAGON IN THE- what do you think?
"Do you procrastinate a lot?" Yes, I start paintings at 1:30 am when I was supposed to do them at 8:00pm you know why? Homestuck, that's why.
"Homestuck is for nerds" Y3S, 1 SM3LL TH3 N3G4T1V1TY, SH00 N0W
ThinkGeek has an entire section dedicated to Unicorns, use the knowledge wisely. (I'm being serious)
My life consists of 99% references, oh my glob, drama bomb, am i right?
If I ever get dumped over my obsession with Three Day's Grace, it's okay, cause misery loves my company ;)
My ideal date: We sit on the roof stargazing, the conversation starts with funny humorous jokes and then becomes us discussing the universe and it isn't even awkward.
*friends wear makeup* *looks like a victora secret model*
*i wear makeup* *looks like a panda*
That minute when you pay attention to the lyrics of a song with a seemingly happy tune and realise how freaking depressing it is.
That moment when you finally understand a song you used to sing when you were six (Three by Britney Spears)
(some) Guys: *brushes hand lightly and seductively* no homo bro.
(some) Girls: *lifts up top* how cute is my bra? I love it.
*around one of my friends 16 year old cousins*
Them: I can't believe someone like you hangs around him
Them: He's only just barely twelve
Me: I am twelve
Them: I thought you were 16, I swear
Me: *has the longest chip (fry)* YES! I WIN AT LIFE!
Oh you don't like Uptown Funk? Stop. Wait a minute.
Me: *streaming* hey this looks interesting *three seasons in* YOU WON'T DIE AMBER, I SWEAR, THOMAS LOVES YOU.
The intensity of my shipping put into sound waves would cause mass earthquakes.
If someone ever has a crush on me and tells me I might die of shock.
I fall for random strangers every day, I wonder if they ever fall for me?
Do you ever type something spelled so horribly wrong, spell check be like 'are you four or are you trying to spell the longest word in history?'?
"What is your favourite part of puberty?" the part wear i come out looking like beyonce, when's that gonna happen?
Beyonce: *sneezes on me*
Me: Thank you.
Me drawing: *draws the perfect head* *draws body looking like a horse gone wrong*
Me: *draws animal*
People: Is it supposed to be a fat rabbit?
Me: no, it's supposed to be an elegant horse.
I try and I try but whenever I draw hands they look like fat sausages stuck sideways on a burger.
Friends: Come on, dance with us!
Me: I'm not that good.
Friends: so, who cares? come on!
*five minutes later*
Me: I'm fairly sure bad dancing isn't a valid reason to be kicked out of a party.
Me: Right, let's do this painting. *reads another 100 pages of Homestuck* *binge watches RPGMinx Videos* *listens to music* *goes on to NMG* *looks for more clothes* oh look it's 2 am!
Person: you're blocking the view
Me: why would you want me to stop?
No one ever tells you the struggles of being an early bloomer, like I don't like being mistaken for a mother with my child when it's me with my older friend.
My family during Mariokart:
Me: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT BLUE SHELLING ME MUM, I SWEAR TO GOSH.
Mum: Oops! My finger slipped.
Me: OH MY GOSH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!
Dad: AND THE UNDERDOG BURSTS THROUGH THE FINISHING LINE, VICTORIOUS!
Me: OH HECK NO, I WILL COMPLETELY DESTROY YOU IN THE NEXT RACE, JUST YOU WATCH
Mum: It's just a game Roxi
Me: Take that back, or you are banned from ever playing Mariokart again
Dad: You're getting really caught up in this
Me: I'M BEING PERFECTLY RATIONAL!
If you tickle me, you will see two sides of my personality at once. One will be giggling and laughing cutely, the other will be cussing and homicidal. Just be prepared to see them both at once.
Friend: It's so weird to think that the person you'll marry is on this earth right now
Friend: What do you think yours is doing right now?
Me:.....YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT LAVA JUMP!
Idiot Person: Hey there's a cat, let's kick it!
Me: Lay a finger on this animal and I will punch you.
Considering how sarcastic I am, I don't think I'll be able to hold up a job.
"You wore that shirt a week ago" Yes, because I own it and have a wonderful thing called a washing machine.
Parents: If you lost it, you must not of cared about it
Me: You've lost me in the grocery store a few times, what are you saying?
Lets high five with lips!
Mum: Don't ever get hooked on drugs.
Me: I get nervous around Pink Lemonade, what made you think I'd do drugs?
I hope you appreciate these because I just spent a solid hour writing them you're welcome.
*please don't actually split your sides I don't like legal fees or gory stuff.
The amazing and wonderful Sopha screenshotted hundreds of pages of old FQs from Roxi/Roti's original board. Here are the links to these screenshots, which Sopha will be posting in photography: